“No. Absolutely not.” That’s what it sounds like when you get SHUT DOWN after putting your pride and wallet on the line to avoid getting booted out of your apartment.
As mentioned previously, our landlord wasn’t too pleased to have three people living in a two bedroom apartment (even though it more than fits three of us and four people were living in the same space before us). So we approached him to ask if there was anything we could possibly do so that all three of us could live here (even though it’s in a super sketchy neighborhood, it has the most ridiculously creaky floor boards, and living below our landlord feels nothing short of 1984 Big Brotherish). So what can we do to make this better for him? Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Not more money. Not “sexy time” with my roommate. Nothing.
So we did as all girls do when faced with a crisis. Cried. Laughed. Watched Gossip Girl. Wished Sex and the City had an episode on getting evicted that we could turn to for guidance. Debated the level of douchebagedness that Zac Effron displayed in High School Musical 1 & 2. Looked for new apartments. Cat-talked the landlord. Cat-talked gossip girls. Cat-talked Sarah Palin. Laughed.
So take that evil landlord! We will not be oppressed by your creaky floor boards any longer. We are moving on up and moving on out.
See ya never,
Fanfrickingtastic, Fro-tastic, and Teachtastic
4 responses so far ↓
tabs // October 22, 2008 at 4:37 am |
You can tell 300 I’m gonna fuck him up and that’s a promise. He’s had it coming for a while.
rachel // October 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm |
what an asshole!! ugh.
Lynda // October 23, 2008 at 3:30 pm |
Actually there IS a Sex & the City on this one, as you suspected. According to the theory, there are three main areas of a Girl’s life – Boys, Home, Work. You get to have 2 of them be fabulous at any one time, but apparently it is difficult to hit the trifecta.
Sugar Daddy Purchasing Power « // October 29, 2008 at 1:32 am |
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