As a twice un-engaged woman (yes, you read that correctly – people like to marry me or attempt to), I have many ex’s. It’s probably important to clarify them (should any of them ever read this, I would prefer that they don’t get all confused about their status in my heart or definite lack thereof). The key Ex’s involved are:
- Fiance #1 – any stories involving being a drunk and an inability to quit my family (even though i quit him) will be in reference to this man.
- Fiance #2 – he probably won’t come up, since he’s generally a wonderful human being just not right for me (and hence not great for comical stories of douchebaggery). Actually, he may come up as the source of my bad relationship karma. How do you right your bad karma? I’m taking any and all suggestions (it’s probably not through blogging about my ex’s. Shit. I’m doomed).
- The Repeater – first love, first cause of a broken heart, first reason to send death threats (just kidding-ish). He came back strong for a second round in between the fiances, but still managed to majorly screw it up. The Repeater’s stories often involve disastrous results for my head and heart.
- The Ex, occasionally referred to as boyfriendish person – the most recent in a line of resounding success stories and the catalyst of my DCD dating tour. We’re somewhere between nowhere and everywhere.
Welcome to the blog, boys. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
5 responses so far ↓
wendy // March 20, 2008 at 10:15 am |
I have 2 ex fiances as well………..I think I am doomed to be a spinster with cats.
Pretty blog by the way.
Tera // March 20, 2008 at 2:20 pm |
Seriously LOVE to read this blog. I think you have a great voice and very honest and real with it. Not to mention it just makes me laugh.
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