Reason #212 why men should not be allowed near our panties

Ladies,

Men should not be buying you panties.

1. It means that you are dating the creepy-panty-store-slinker (You know you’ve seen this guy AND if he’s your better half wtf does that say about you?!?)

2. He will inevitably insult you with his inability to pick your size and/or you’ll be stuck wearing slutastic panties that hideously display your sweet plumber’s crack (if you and your significant other are into plumber’s crack~more power to you, tiny panty it up!)

3. He’ll try to get super smart and buy you GPS undies. I’m not sure if the worst part of these panties is that your significant other thinks you are a whore (and thus stalk worthy ~ let’s be friends, you sound like fun!) or that he thinks your style involves stupid little flowers on nasty granny panties. What woman in her right mind would be caught having an affair in these things???

Lucky for us, these gps panties are a hoax perpetrated by the lovely ladies of pantyraiders.org. The bad news? Check out the response. With this kind of response, these panties are not far from becoming reality.

So ladies…LEARN. Men who buy panties are freaks and worse yet, they probably think you’re a whore. (If you are a whore ~ again, no judgement here, we should totally be friends…but no idiot panty buying freak should be allowed to make you feel bad about it.) Buy your own panties!